Large, strange man standing next to me on crowded metro: "Souriez!" (Smile!)
Me (in my head): Ignore him! Don't look!
L,SMSNTMOCM: "Souriez! Vous etes [indiscernible]."
Me: [smiles] (in my head) Just do it. Then he'll leave you alone.
L,SMSNTMOCM: "Oui?"

In some way or another, everyone in this city is crazy. But what's even crazier is that I'm turning into them. Funny how that happens.